Death to Cats!

This is a non-photo post.  About four years ago I bought an old typewriter from a local thrift store.  It mostly sat in my closet until two years later when I used it to write this essay.  I can’t remember the reason why I wrote this and I should clarify that absolutely nothing in the essay actually reflects my own personal feelings towards cats.  I must have been trying to make a joke.  Please excuse the typos and odd spaces between letters.  The typewriter is old and puts spaces in randomly and unprovoked.  The typos are my fault, though I think the mistakes add to the overall flavor of this strange little manifesto.

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4 Responses to Death to Cats!

  1. Colleen says:

    Somehow reminds me of the book, The Charge of the Mouse Brigade.
    “Into the valley of Cats Rode the Six Hundred!”

  2. emmie says:

    this is awesome…although i have heard that if i keep a cat around the house, they’ll keep the mice away….not sure.

  3. Traci says:

    Love it!! However, I do NOT believe that “nothing in this essay” actually reflects your own personal feelings towards cats. You used some very strong words to describe your distain, and also some very convincing evidence why we should all kill any cat we come across. Soooooo, either you’re lying (to cover up your shameful hate for one of God’s creatures, that some people happen to love) or you interviewed Corie for material.

    PS I don’t like cats either

  4. tawna says:

    Don’t guess you want to be the Purina Cat Chow Correspondent. It does pay $50,000 and travel perks, but it would require a definite attitude adjustment. (catchow.com)

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